Nerf toys used to be legit AF. You could actually die playing with them. Now the worst that will happen is your sister will shoot you in the eye and you'll have to wear a cloth eye patch and your mom won't let you have a pirate one. Then you call your mom a 'bitch' and you get grounded for the summer and your girlfriend breaks up with you bc you can't go to the beach. All because your sister can't shoot an apple off the top of your head with a foam dart. Fucking bullshit. Anyway, Go Long You Idiot, and see if you can catch this bomb!

ps this is not a personal story this a purely hypothetical situation...

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